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Is pregnant pussy really that good?
Really?
It must be ’cause Shaquille O’Neal was clearly willing to throw his family away for a piece of pregnant poontang. If you don’t know the story Shaquille O’Neal has been cheating with his wife, Shaunie’s, good friend Laura Govan who also happens to be fellow NBA baller Gilbert Arenas’ fiance and baby momma.
So not only are you cheating on your wife with her friend who is the fiance of a fellow NBA player BUT you’re messing around with a woman who also happens to be good and pregnant from said fiance.
Really Shaq?
Really?
Now I’ve been told that pregnant pussy is the best. When I was pregnant many of the men around me would speak of their fond memories of the pregnant poon they had sexed and how absolutely marvelous it was..much to my chagrin mind you ’cause my pregnant lady parts were completely off limit as the thought of sex rather disgusted me during those 9 long months.
Anywho I decided to pose the question to a close friend of mine who had previously been vying for the job of my impregnantor but had lost the job to the guy who had actually knocked me up. I figured he’d know since he was a connoisseur of all types of pussy and had three girls to prove it:
“So, everyone keeps telling that pregnant sex is the best. Is that true?” I asked.
“Defintiely,” he said.
“Okay..I don’t get it. How is pregnant sex any different from any other kind of sex? Wet is wet.”
“Well, it’s just different. Better. Gushier.”
“Gushier?”
“Yeah. It changes. As a matter of fact if you want to know if your girl is pregnant…taste her.”
“Taste her?” I asked incredulously.
“Yeah. It tastes different when she’s pregnant.”
And when he said that I was done. “Cause really how do you follow “It tastes different.”
I was tempted to ask my then boyfriend and child’s father if that was true. But, as I mentioned earlier, sex was completely off the limits at the time and I saw no need to talk about it as I thought it would be rather cruel to remind him of something he wasn’t getting.
So I’m putting this question to the male A Big Butt and a Smile community: Is pregnant pussy really that good? If the answer is yes please explain why.
Nah, it aint true. Many women are not feeling themselves when they are pregnant so the pussy becomes a direct reflection of how they feel, good or bad. When a women is feeling sexy, she gets more excited, turned on, and subsequently her faucets turn to flood down there. My theory has always been that a women who has bared children has the best pussy. For whatever reason, the best that I have always had has been the post-30 year old women who have bared children. Perhaps its the self-confidence that some women develop later in life (late 20’s early 30s), that whole women’s sexual peak thing, or perhaps the kid passing through that opens things down there in a certain way, but its the best I have experienced. Note: the best pussy has not come from the best looking women I have dealt with. Now theres a survey to take. Most men will tell u something similar.
Obviously not the male demographic you were hoping to get feedback from, but a friend of mine raved about how great the sex was with his wife whenever she was pregnant. I don’t know if it was “gushier” but he did say he felt a stronger bond to her at the time.
I can understand the “closer” aspect…but these guys were acting like the lady parts changed somehow during pregnancy…I didn’t/don’t get it:-/