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Say Hello to Jude Law’s Little Friend

Why Jude Law would ever think it was a good idea to go outside naked is beyond me. I mean, does he not know how the paps work? With all his lady drama he should be very familiar with their tactics.

Rumor has it that when these images were originally shopped around for sale, publicists were lamenting how tiny his penis was — clearly disappointed that such an attractive (ladies) man wasn’t working with much in the beef department.

I’ll just say Jude Law must be doing something right. He clearly doevsn’t have a problem getting women. Keeping them is another matter altogether. His penis may be small, but it’s still wayward.

Men amirite?

For more celebrity dick pics read: 45 Celebrity Penis Pics You Gotta See to Believe.