Big Dick Pics: The Celebrity Edition
1. Jeremy Meeks
The Hot Felon turned Baby Daddy of rich socialite has a big dick for the ages. And judging by his rise from hot felon to baby daddy of rich socialite he knows how to use it. I mean seriously, yes he’s pretty, but it’s not like he has anything else to bring to the table. I’m assuming his Dick’em Down skills are what kept him in the good graces of his rich socialite long enough to impregnate her and really solidify his spot as the best gold digger since Anna Nicole Smith. With that said, Meeks penis is long, thick and pretty; the trifecta of things you want a dick to be, so he’s more than earned his place on this list of celebrity big dick pics.
2. Big Sean
I mean, none of us should be surprised that Big Sean has a Big Dick. It’s right there in his name. Hell, even lovable garden gnome, Ed Shereen commented on how big Big Sean’s schlong was that one time he managed to get a good look at it. While the dick has made our celebrity big dick list not once but twice in the past, it was not enough to get Ariana Grande — it was, however, enough to get Jhene Aiko to leave her husband and start riding the Big Sean train. There was that nasty rumor that Big Sean was cheating on her — but she came back and said no, it wasn’t so.
Twitter was all atwitter when clips of a Safaree sex tape hit the net, and everyone learned what Anaconda Nikki had been singing about all these years. Granted, a quick Google Search should have alerted everyone to Safaree’s large peen — but if you were never checking for dude like that, that sex tape leak was one HUGE surprise. Hello there Mr. Safaree, nice to see you…for the first time.
4. Stevie J
Stevie J or Steebie as former flame Joseline Hernandez liked to call him, definitely has all the beefcake — something else Joseline used to say as well. Second, to Mr. Meeks, Stevie J has got to be our favorite celebrity dick pic. Stevie J isn’t the best guy in the world, but he does look like he will work you over and by the looks of his leaked nudes, he has the tools to work you well. Also, considering how everyone seems to fall magically in love with him, I’m going to chalk that strange phenomenon up to being dicktimized. Good dick can make you stupid, and that’s the only reason I can see someone falling for this smooth talking, big dicked, charlatan.
5. Kanye West
Kanye told us he had a Big Ego and he wasn’t lying. The Power rapper put it all in a song about how a lady friend released the dick pic he sent her, but it was all good ’cause his ish was big anyway. Similar to Big Sean, we’ve discussed West’s dick before here and here, and it’s always been one of the bigger clebrity big dicks we’ve written about; so take your place on this Big Dick Pics: Celebrity Edition, article — you’re earned it.