20 Jaw Dropping Celebrity Penis Pics
1. Kanye West
2. Chris Brown
Yes, yes they be Chris. Yes they be.
3. Jamie Foxx
So it’s a 5 with room to grow. Pun intended.
4. Big Sean
5. Greg Oden
Why oh why he thought anyone would want to see that sad state of a penis is beyond me. Even with a little firmness to it, it’s still sad. I guess all big men ain’t packing. Sad. Just sad.
Super Bowl MVP, Santonio Holmes showed the world that he likes taking pictures in the shower. He also showed the world that he has a short thick penis, the kind that may not impress at first but won’t disappoint later.
8. Soulja Boy
Now he swears it was a mistake, perhaps, but what isn’t a mistake is the size. Yeah, the camera was close, but unless he was using a side mirror from a car as his camera lens, I think images do appear true to size.
Ah, Drake. I expected so much more from a guy who is half black and half Jewish. I mean what’s the point of a good stereotype if a guy fails on them both (in case you don’t know both black and Jewish men are rumored to have big dicks).
The best thing I can say about Drake’s dick is that it is cute. Yes. Cute. I can also say he just needs to leave the hood rat chicks alone (Johnni Blaze? Really?) because they have no problem putting you on blast when things go wrong or they get left.
10. Lebron James
Here’s the pic of the Little Prince.
11. Nikko Smith
12. Shemar Moore
The sexy daytime soap and Criminal Minds star seems to like nude beaches. Gay nude beaches at that.
Now I won’t be casting any doubt on Shemar Moore‘s sexuality, I’ll just keep my comments on his wholly unremarkable penis. Honestly, it’s hard to say whether it’s a good or bad thing as it seems to be in a resting state.
With that said it does look like it would be a chubby one and since we all know I’m a fan of the short thick penis, I’ll reserve my opinions of Moore’s Little Moore until better imagery presents itself.
And considering how much Moore likes to be naked, I’m sure some will surface in the near future.
13. Stevie J
He’s charming, can sing, and if you overlook his many, many, many issues, looked like he can beat the brakes off your lady bits.
But with visual proof (no head shot but tatts seems to match up) of what he’s working with, well all confusion has been set aside. Good D will make the smartest woman stupid. And Stevie J. is definitely rocking with that magic stick.
14. Orlando Bloom
Why is Orlando Bloom’s penis all over the internet? I personally feel like he decided to put his peen out there because everyone was talking about Justin Bieber’s penis and we all know they have history.
Anywho I don’t know that I have much to say about Orlando’s Bloom. As far as celebrity penis pics go it’s just meh. Nothing to hate on or celebrate. But if you’re into Bloom, it is a nice gift from the internet gods.
Yay Katy Perry?
Good Gawd why did Usher think this was a good idea. This has to be the worst penis pic to hit the internet. This joint is worse than Diplo’s. Worse than Jude Law‘s. Worse than this dude. Like What. The. Hell.
I mean I’ve seen bigger thighs on a chicken. This is what unsexy looks like. If you’re thinking of doing a nude selfie (Snapchat) and want to know what not to do, this is it.
16. Jeremy Meeks
He’s the hot felon who made headlines because his mugshot looked like something out of GQ Magazine.
Well, Twitter dubbed him #prisonbae, he landed a modeling contract, went to jail and the rest is history.
Can the church say Amen?
17. Ben Affleck
Usually, I don’t add film shots of penises to this list, but it’s hard not to when an A-list (A-?) star’s penis is up for viewing. Similar to Justin Bieber’s penis, it isn’t bad. I mean you may not write home about it, but you’re not kicking it out of bed either.
18. 50 Cent
19. Draymond Green
But Green’s did and while at first, he trotted out the tried and true “my account was hacked” he soon changed his tune and said it was a mistake that could have happened to anyone.
As far as the penis itself, well, to be honest, I can’t tell if it’s nice or a case of “objects may appear larger than they are.”
20. Ray J
Anywho, for such a small guy he sure does have a lot going on. With that said, color me unimpressed. Similar to Nikko, while big(ish) he just doesn’t make me drool or care. Oh well. He always has the fact that he hit it first.
Sound off in the comments below and let me know what you think.