What’s It With Men And Anal Sex?
Why is it men feel the need to stick their penis in every available orifice? Right now I’m just waiting for some guy to say to me,
“Hey baby, let me stick it in your ear.”
My current “friend” has been on this anal sex kick for a minute now. He is determined to get in the backdoor. Now, while said friend can easily be classified as the best sex I’ve ever had (his oral sex game is PHENOMENAL), he has jackhammer tendencies, if you know what I mean. So anytime he mentions anal sex, all I can think is,
So last night it comes up again. Now mind you, this is after four shots of Gentleman’s Jack and one orgasm later (his not mine), and while we’re in the midst of me getting my orgasm he wants to know if can just..well you know.
And I’m like,
I don’t think he liked that too much.
I’m just sayin’