Is That Chris Brown’s Penis?
Chris Brown quickly realized this Halloween costume wasn’t a good idea. Clearly, we can all see why. Depending on where you stand when it comes to penis size this costume was either a trick or a treat.
Chris Brown slipped his duck legs into an alien bodysuit for his Halloween costume, which I can only describe as a “huge green dick slapping the word ‘attention’ over and over again” and Tweeted a picture of it with the note: “I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change!” Yeah, Chris used a lot of characters to basically say: LOOKATME!